Sadly it all feels false and by-the-by and you never really understand the main character's motivations. The plot is the worst part of the film, a simple, boring amalgamation of all the themes that were popular in '70s period kung fu flicks, from drunken beggars who turn out to be kung fu masters, to the evil clans, the Buddha-praising monks and the pretty girls (one of whom strips off for a cheesy/sleazy topless bedroom moment). Kuang Hsiung is just another Chan or Lee imitator. Although some of the cast are familiar – including the master guy and Fung Hark-On as a typical thug – for the most part they're undistinguished. There are dubious claims that he helped out with the direction and fight choreography here, although he's uncredited for both personally I can believe the latter but am not so sure about the former! To be fair, the fights aren't too bad, and in particular the extended final bout is a good one – lengthy, hard-hitting, against one of those white-haired supervillains so beloved of the genre. In fact I reckon this film would be totally forgotten about today (and with good reason), if it wasn't for the participation of Jackie Chan. As well as the bad production values, this one suffers from an absolutely appalling dubbing job (one of those jobs by the 'Cockney boys'), rubbish editing, even worse acting and a director whose idea of comedy is to speed the film up and have his characters speaking gobbledegook. Most of it takes place in a field someplace where guys fight for what seems like an age. This one is a lot poorer than most, with an absolutely bottom dollar budget that means we only get a handful of different sets and actors throughout the movie. My rating: 5.5/10ģ6 CRAZY FISTS is one of those cheap and cheerful kung fu efforts that were all the rage in the '70s. In short, this movie doesn't have anything special going for it.move along, move along. Moreover, they aren't even fists but sweep-chops! Oh well. Wow, that's some fight! Maybe the most notable thing about 36 CRAZY FISTS (and this isn't a good thing) is its title it suffers from PNS (Poorly-Named Syndrome), in that the 36 "crazy fists" are only one of dozens of technique the student learns. Also along for this final fight sequence are the student's two (count 'em, TWO!) teachers, a fellow disciple of the old man, and at least three other guys who just throw around insults. The fight scenes are not all bad, especially the final few between the old white-haired guy (a sure sign of martial-arts mastery, apparently) and the young student. ![]() It features the overly-typical revenge plot, along with the old master, the bumbling sidekicks (complete with trombone "waaahh" sounds!) and the clever-yet-flighty girl we've all come to know and love (?) from the kung-fu genre. One is inclined to feel cheated because of this, and I would generally have to agree 36 CRAZY FISTS may've been a great film if it had starred Chan, but as it stands, it is simply a mundane movie. She just wanna stay all night, she just wanna sniff the white.Ĭan’t tell her nothing, no can’t tell her nothing, no.36 CRAZY FISTS, while directed and choreographed by martial-arts legend Jackie Chan, doesn't feature him in any recognizable role. She don’t want a thing, she don’t wanna be no wife. (yea)Īll this drink got me throwed, oh, oh, oh. Livin’ life on fast-forward, but we fuck in slo-mo. Run the pussy, cause I’m running out of patience. OK, well maybe just a little crazy (just a little)Ĭause I admit I’m crazy bout that lady, yea, yeaįinger to the world, it’s fuck you pay me. Just cause they heard what hood I’m from, they think I’m crazy (they think I’m crazy) I think you got the wrong impression bout me baby, (bout me baby) Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan ![]() Ima give it to her when she dance dance dance. Know I got the sauce, like a fucking recipe. She want me to eat it, I guess dinner’s on me. Look like Kelly Rowland, this might be my destiny. Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan.ĭrop top how we rollin’ down on Collins South Beach So she gon’ call her friends, now that’s a plan, She say she’s too young, don’t want no man. We’ve definitely created a summer anthem with this one.” I’m really excited to put this out for you all to hear. When we met Preme in Las Vegas, he showed us the vocal he and Post had been working on and it seemed like the perfect opportunity to collaborate. Dzeko and I have been friends with Post for some time. “‘Jackie Chan’ came together pretty spontaneously. Subscribe to the Tiësto channel and turn on notifications to stay updated with all the new uploads. ![]() Top 100 Greatest Hip-hop/Rap Singles Of All Time.
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